Les Jones

Home Life > The Air Head Talks to the Baby

People who know me will tell you I don't talk a lot. When I'm around our baby daughter I try to talk more. I can tell she likes when I talk to her, and I enjoy talking to her.

Thing is, I run out of things to say pretty quickly. Luckily Katie doesn't know what I'm saying, so I start talking like an airhead. Here was tonight's dinner conversation. It's funnier if you read it with a valley girl accent.

So you like the macaroni and cheese?

Because last time it seemed like you didn't like it.

But I remembered that the time before you really liked it.

So I guess you really like it, which is what I thought. Before the last time.

So do you think you like the mararoni more or the cheese more?

Or do you think that together they form a new, third thing that's totally different?

Sort of like how tomatoes, bread, and cheese are totally different when you put them together in a pizza.

Do you like pizza?

I like pizza.