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Guns > 10 Gun Questions for Sean Penn

It turns out that brown water navy stud Sean Penn is a gun guy. Maybe a hard-core he-butch man like Penn can get large and in charge and settle some long-standing debates for us clueless gunnies.

• Pump or auto shotgun? Oh, right. Pump.
• 9mm or .45? Oh, right. 9mm.
• Glock or 1911? Oh, right. Glock.
• Revolver or automatic? Oh, right. Both.
• Ruger or Smith &Wesson revolvers? Oh, right. Smith &Wesson.
• Imagine a paparazzi tries to take your picture. Shoot to wound or shoot to kill? Oh, right. Punch and/or bludgeon with rocks.

And while we're at it:

• AR or AK assault rifle?
• Shoot for center of mass or the golden triangle?
• IDPA or USPSA competition?
• Weaver or isosceles stance?

UPDATE: Submitted to the Beltway Traffic Jam. Also, SayUncle has more questions for Penn:

2 - So, you’re like a convicted, violent criminal, right? You know you’re not even supposed to, like, own a gun; but you do? And you carry one. Oh, you’re rich and above the law. I got ya.

UPDATE 2: Kitty has a scan of the original NY Post article.