September 15, 2005
Funny Ha-Ha > My Million Dollar Beer Name Idea
So there's the St. Pauli Girl, who looks like this:

I looked at that picture and wondered - don't we have a famous busty blonde in Tennessee? Yes. Yes, we do.

Eureka! The perfect name for an East Tennessee beer would be St. Dolly Girl (or St. Dolli Girl if you want to be pretentious). I'll leave it to others to do the Photoshops.
See also:
- My Million Dollar Rap Music Idea
- My Million Dollar Salad Dressing Idea
- My Million Dollar Restaurant Idea
- Teddy's Million Dollar Doughnut Idea, and My Million Dollar Cell Phone Idea
Posted by lesjones
I've been in love with the st pauli girl since i was 14
What's wrong with St. Dauli Girl??
If were gonna get sued, let's get sued good!!!
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