Les Jones

News > Donate to Air America! Unless You're a Racist!

Radio Equalizer reports that Air America is having a donation drive to keep afloat.

What a great idea! Give your family's hard-earned money to Air America - a for-profit corporation - so that they can return the money they took from the Gloria Wise Boys and Girls Club. (Think of the children!)

Your generosity will also enable them to make good on Lizz Winstead's quarter of a million dollar salary, which they never paid. (Think of the celebrities!) The money will help spread the liberal message into large, wealthy cities that already have Democratic mayors. (Think of the cosmopolitans!) Your gift will maintain Air America's financial solvency and enhance shareholder value. (Think of the shareholders!)

But, wait, that's not all! In exchange for your non-deductible donation of $50 or more you'll receive sub-Fresh Air quality bumper stickers. Donors who give non-deductible donations of $100 or more will receive tote bags that David Sedaris wouldn't be caught dead with. Or choose the non-deductible $250 Trustfunder Special which includes all of the above plus having your name read out on the air to literally hundreds of Air America listeners in cities where you don't live.

So give until it hurts, America. Unless you're a bunch of greedy racists.