Les Jones

Funny Ha-Ha > A Cool and Logical Analysis of the Bicycle Menace

"And an Examination of the Actions Necessary to License, Regulate, or Abolish Entirely This Dreadful Peril on our Roads." Great satire by P.J. O'Rourke. This part reminds me of you know who:

5. I don't like the kind of people who ride bicycles
At least I think I don't. I don't actually know anyone who rides a bicycle. But the people I see on bicycles look like organic-gardening zealots who advocate federal regulation of bedtime and want American foreign policy to be dictated by UNICEF. These people should be confined.