Les Jones

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99 tips for living.

Some advice I'll throw in:

• Guys - when your hair starts thinning instead of growing a combover just cut it shorter.
• Buy your socks a half dozen at a time and you won't have to worry much about losing one or trying to find a matching sock at 7:00 AM.
• If you run into someone and can't remember their name, introduce your friend to them and they'll introduce themselves. Works every time.
• When you can see wires sticking out of your tires that's the steel belt. You need to buy new tires with your next paycheck.
• Beer is your buddy. It's easier to regulate your drinking when you drink beer instead of liquor.
• Fold and hang your clothes as soon as the dryer finishes. If you do it a day later it's just as much work and by then your clothes will be wrinkled.
• The guys who always have dates aren't necessarily the ones who are good looking or rich. They're just the guys who get up their nerve to ask girls on dates.
• If there's someone you're interested in, make inquiries. The word will get back that you're interested, and someone may offer to set you up.
• Empty the gasoline from your mower and two cycle engines at the end of the season.
• Don't sell your used car to a friend or relative.
• Buy dark underwear.