Les Jones

Quotes > It's That Last Sentence That Sums Up a Number of Bars

"I don't want to overemphasize the degree to which the Strath was, as recently as six months ago, a smelly refuge for rummies, unmedicated schizoids, and post-cougars with ovarian cancer. There have always been young people who visited the Strath to soak up the "local colour," and the 26% chance of being vomited on during any given visit was just part of the fun. Still, the Strath was always the kind of place where the carpet hadn't been vacuumed for so long that it was on the UN's shortlist to become a World Heritage Site. It's a place where Labatt Blue is considered a "classy imported brew." It's a place where you wish there were three restrooms: "Mens", "Womens", and "Herpes"."
 -- Colby Cosh