Les Jones

Funny Ha-Ha > Word of the Day: Strategic Caribou Reserve

Ace of Spades - "Strategic Caribou Reserve: House RINOs Scuttle ANWR Drilling":

Thanks to Sue Donhim for suggesting we rename ANWR the "Strategic Caribou Reserve."

It comforts me greatly to know that, should Canada ever attempt to choke our economy by embargoing the sale of caribou, we'll have plenty of those useless moss-covered simu-Bullwinkles* stored up to get us through the emergency.

* As Dennis Miller dubbed them.

Good point. You know what they say - America runs on caribou meat. Imagine caribou going above $3/pound. Envision cars lined up around the block hoping for a caribou shipment. The U.S must have a strategic caribou reserve to ensure domestic security. Anyone who says otherwise doesn't really love America.