November 21, 2005

Funny Ha-Ha > "Duck Harpooning Season!" "Rabbit Napalming Season!"

First it was bow season and blackpowder season. Now Pennsylvania is considering an atlatl season on deer. That's just one of the wacky new hunting seasons I'm proposing for Tennessee.

Nov 6-12: Goose blowdarting season
Nov 13-19: Bass dynamiting season
Nov 20-26: Raccoon electrocuting season
Nov 27-Dec 3: Turtle bayoneting season
Dec 4-10: Possum Tasering season*
Dec 11-17: Elk landmining season
Dec 18-25: Gopher mortaring season

* Hat tip to lauraw, who inspired this whole thing.

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