Les Jones: If Jonah Goldberg's Ranting About Kay Jewellers, It Must Be Christmas

December 23, 2005

Misc > If Jonah Goldberg's Ranting About Kay Jewellers, It Must Be Christmas

Or Valentine's Day. He likes pushing this on Valentine's Day, too.

It's his standard rant about the Kay Jewellers jingle: "Every Kiss Begins with Kay." The implication? You can't get a kiss without ponying up jewelry. Your wife? A whore. You? A filthy John.

You know those Kay Jewellers commercials? The tagline is: "Every Kiss Begins with Kay."
So, once again: If every kiss begins with a diamond or other bauble from Kay, then you're either dating, or married to, a whore.

You know those Miracle Whip commercials? The tagline is: "A sandwich just isn't a sandwich without the tangy zip of Miracle Whip."

So, once again: If a sandwich isn't a sandwich without Miracle Whip, they're saying the sliced turkey and cheese surrounded by two pieces of bread you're eating is soup.

You soup-eating whore.

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Comments

It reminds me of the "Family Guy" (I think) where they parody one of those de beers ads with the shadows and a diamond. It goes something like this: Boy shodow gives girl shadow a diamond. Girl shadow's head starts heading "down there" if you know what I mean.

I'm lucky, my wife wanted an amethyst engagement ring and a saphire anniversary ring.

Posted by: at December 25, 2005