February 02, 2006

Quotes > James Frey's Second Oprah Appearance

"James Frey's ass to star in remake of The Color Purple. After Oprah gets done kicking it, that is."
 -- Jim Treacher

"It was pretty wild when Frey beat an audience member into unconsciousness with his penis, then used a ballpoint pen to pop out his own eyeball. At least, that's the way I remember it."
 -- Hubris

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