February 27, 2006
Nifty > Dude! Free Microwaved Fake Penis!
So a customer hands a 7 Eleven clerk something wrapped in a paper towel. To microwave. The clerk unwraps it to discover what appears to be a severed penis. The twist is that it was a fake penis filled with urine. The customer was probably warming the urine to body temperature for use in passing a drug test. And now you know... the remainder... of... the narrative.*
See also:
- Dude! Free Beer and Lapdances!
- Dude! Free Pregnancy Test!
- Dude! Free Hookers!
- Dude! Free Guns!
- Dude! Free Underwear!
* Paul Harvey? Never heard of him. Why do you ask?
Posted by lesjones
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