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Aunt B at Tiny Cat Pants got on the blogroll on the strength of her theory explaining why some hot women are in trouble for having sex with underage boys.

But, why do hot women, who could, seemingly, have any man they want, f--- teenagers? Here's my theory. In all of these cases that reached such high profile, the women were in relationships. I suspect that these women have spent their whole lives being the pretty, pretty princesses who could always count on their attractiveness as an inducement for men to spoil them. However, once they get into long-term relationships, their partners grow tired of having to treat the pretty, pretty princess as if she is the most special treat on the planet and not just an ordinary human being who needs to do ordinary things like laundry and dishes and yardwork.

These teenage boys have no experience with ordinary life. They don't pay bills or work or feel the full weight of adulthood and so they have no expectation that these women will either. The woman has found someone who only sees her as the pretty, pretty princess and who expects her always and forever to need special attention that no other man can give her. So, she chooses the boy who can help her maintain her belief in her special, unique self over the man who wants her to be a grown up.