Funny Ha-Ha > Snippet from an Unwritten Comedy
"Fuck. My lips are so dry they're about to chip off."
"You want some Chap-Stick? I got Beachside Chap-Stick and Ice Rink Chap-Stick."
"Shit, I dunno. It's cold, so I guess Ice Rink."
applies Chap-Stick deliberately with mmm-mmm sounds of relief
(Smacking lips and staring at the tube of lip balm turned sideways) "Thanks. So is this like Chap-Stick that's specially formulated for when you're skating at the ice rink?"
"Naw, man. That's just where we found it."
Inspired by cleaning the house this morning and finding Floor Chap-Stick, Couch Chap-Stick, etc.
See also:
- Phrase to Remember
- Baby Update
Posted by lesjones
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