Les Jones

Somewhat related... The summer before freshman year in college, I went to school early to work out with the football team and get a job. Of course, my roommates were up there to drink away from their parents. So, they threw parties that I'd have to sleep through. One morning after a party, I'm making breakfast at 0600 and make myself a nice big glass of gatorade to go with my cereal, or whatever breakfast was. I grab my glass and take a nice, big, chug of gatorade--but I actually grabbed the identical glass next to it with about four or five ounces of warm vodka from the night before. Baaaaad juju. Chugging vodka is not recommended. Chugging stale, warm vodka at 6am when you're expecting gatorade is seriously bad.

I prefer a nice Mountain Dew.