Les Jones

Funny Ha-Ha > Why Didn't I Think of That?

Lore realized that once there are space tourists there will be space tourist traps, and he has some ideas.

The Biggest Ball of Twine in Space - The great thing about this is that you can start with a very small ball of twine. There's just not a lot of twine floating around the universe, and even less of it in ball form, so you can start with, like, three bucks worth of hardware store twine and you're set. Just make sure that when the supply rockets come up with water and such that they also bring along some more twine. It's a really low cost of entry, except for the getting into space and setting up space stations and such. Twine-wise, though, it's very cheap.

Person I'm thinking of as I write this: Frank Murphy.