November 20, 2006

Funny Ha-Ha > "If I [BLANKED] Here's How I Did It"

Teh new funny this week is variations of OJ's "If I Killed Them Here's How I Did It." You can see examples at Ideas for a Book by Bush and The If-I-Did-It Book Series.

I didn't mindlessly jump on this bandwagon like some sort of lemming, but if I did here's what I would have come up with.

Jim Morrison - "If I Faked My Own Death Here's How I Did It"

Darth Vader - "If I Force Choked Admiral Ozzell Here's the Spell I Used. For Dummies."

Bill Clinton - "If I Had Sexual Relations With That Woman - Ms. Lewinsky - Here's How Awesome It Was"

Bonus! - Jedi Force powers

LATER: Fox has cancelled the show and the book. Comedians everywhere in mourning.

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