Les Jones: Three Things I've Learned About Bras

April 30, 2007

Misc > Three Things I've Learned About Bras

Once I learned how to work a rear snap I was done for a while. I didn't want to risk learning something new and forgetting that. Fast-forward a couple of decades and I've learned a couple of new things about bras.

To hide their bra outline women match their bra color to their skin color, not to their shirt color. So if a white gal is wearing a white shirt she wears a skin-colored bra. Not snow white, but "nude" or "light tan." I read that years ago at Megnut, and my wife confirmed it. She learned it from a very dark-skinned friend who wore black bras.

Bras with flat areas in front between the cups are more comfortable, apparently. My wife saw that on Oprah, started buying those kinds of bras, and is now a convert.

Bras are freakin' expensive, bubba. I don't know how much I thought bras cost. Ten bucks, maybe. Turns out they're more like thirty bucks.

Anything else I should know?

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Comments

Bras are like friends. A good one won't let you down.

Posted by: triticale at April 30, 2007

If you don't wash them, like a dirty undershirt, they smell.

+2 on the cost thing. who knew. cheap ass ugly bras are fricken expensive. the sexy, your gonna get some tonight ones, are outrageous.

Posted by: countertop at April 30, 2007

If you tie one to your head, it'll look like you have cute rounded ears like a baby kitten. Incredibly, your wife will not be amused by this.

Posted by: Mike at May 01, 2007

The best ones are very expensive and only from Victoria's Secret.

Posted by: Lisa at May 01, 2007

The wife says, "The vast majority of bras are uncomfortable so I go without wearing one whenever I can".

Posted by: Mike at May 03, 2007