May 18, 2007

Word of the Day > Word of the Day: Factology or Nuwaubianism

From our old pal Wikipedia - "Nuwaubianism is a term used to describe the various doctrines and practices of the followers of Malachi Z. York, though it is not a term that they use themselves. The Nuwaubian teachings are sometimes referred to as “Nuwaubu”/“Nuwaupu”, “Wu-Nuwaubu”, “Right Knowledge”, “Sound Right Reasoning”, “Overstanding”, and “Factology”."

Don't let that dry description fool you. This is one of the most out there religions you'll ever find.


  • Saturn is not really a planet, but a gaseous ball adjacent to the actual planet, Titan, which is erroneously considered to be one of Saturn’s moons. The head and hat of Santa Claus are symbolic representations of Saturn, Titan, and Saturn’s rings.[38]
  • The Pyramids of Egypt are, among other things, electromagnetic antennas that create standing columnar waves of tachyon energy to prevent the wobbling of the Earth.[40]
  • Everyone is originally conceived as twins, but usually only one of the twins survives to be born.[44]
  • It is important to bury the afterbirth so that Satan does not use it to make a duplicate of the recently-born child.[45]

Anti-nubian conspiracies

  • “Haven’t you ever wondered why for the simplest blood tests your doctor needs 4 tubes of blood? Where is all this blood going? The albino man’s ‘blood bank’ is just a sophisticated way of getting all the blood he needs! It is still a form of vampirism.”[57]
  • Beverage alcohol is made cheaply available to Nubians by the powers that be in order to preserve their blood and organs better “ (just like they preserve organs in jars in laboratories) ” for later extraction.[58]
  • Disco was created by the devil to win the souls of the Nubians: “The evil one knows that he can control the music world as long as his agents are within the A & R (Artists and Repertoire, who are responsible for choosing who makes it in the music world) of the well known companies. He cannot evaluate Latin or Black music because he (the evil one) has no soul. He only duplicates it… He had to come up with something to win our souls through his means, and he did it with disco.”[59]
  • There is an underground road connecting New York and London. Furthermore, Alternative 3 is a fact, and Mars is being prepared for the evacuation of Earth’s intellectual and political elite.[60]
  • “[P]eople like the Pope, and Queen of England and various political leaders of various countries and some members of the clergy gather at the major Sabbats to invoke the malevolent one. On each of these occasions a Nubian man is sacrificed.”[61]
  • The Illuminati have nurtured a child, Satan's son, who was born on 6 June 1966 at the Dakota House on 72nd Street in New York to Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis of the Rothschild/Kennedy families. The Pope was present at the birth and performed necromantic ceremonies. The child was raised by former U.S. president Richard Nixon and now lives in Belgium, where it is hooked up bodily to a computer called “The Beast 3M” or “3666.”[35]

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Comments

I can't stop myself from asking...did you mean to underline everything from here down?

Posted by: Bill at May 18, 2007

Looks like links are underlined, but don't really link.

Posted by: Scott at May 18, 2007

Oops. I started my ordered list with U instead of UL. Fixed!

Posted by: Les Jones at May 18, 2007

The name Factology sounds like some parody religion they'd have in Futurama.

Posted by: Stormy Dragon at May 18, 2007

that dang Illuminati! having a baby from Jackie O. raised by Nixon and then forced to live connected to a computer in Belgium, no wonder it would be Evil Incarnate.

however, I will pay cash money to see a movie with that as the plot.

Posted by: Joe P. at May 18, 2007

Always crush eggshells so that witches can't use them as boats.

(That comes from an old Life in Hell comic strip. Not sure if Groening made it up himself, but, essentially, I'm seconding Stormy Dragon's motion.)

Posted by: persimmon at May 18, 2007

Their logo should be "You can't dispute the facts, and you can't dispute Factology™!"

Posted by: Les Jones at May 18, 2007

Also, "The Devil went down to the disco / He was lookin' for some souls to steal."

Posted by: Les Jones at May 18, 2007

since i can not compete with the information i just sat and enjoyed then they began to say you were not afiliated with the sience of nuwaubu so i backed off but now that you have comments I'll just say hi.

Posted by: steven kelley at December 18, 2007

hi i was just woundering what is the perpouse of the beast on the computer? to controll the internet and locate anything on it or to like infect peoples minds with things?
or maby a whole lot more can anyone specifiy i noticed that most if not all of dr m's sites have been removed or shutdown can u explain to me why and where i can locate more?

Posted by: danielle at August 01, 2008

hi i was just woundering what is the perpouse of the beast on the computer? to controll the internet and locate anything on it or to like infect peoples minds with things?
or maby a whole lot more can anyone specifiy i noticed that most if not all of dr m's sites have been removed or shutdown can u explain to me why and where i can locate more?

Posted by: danielle at August 01, 2008

also ur words are insinuating that black people are differnt from caucassian people but what about other race people like asians and the chinese and indian, cuban etc .... i would love for some answeres and infomation

Posted by: danielle at August 01, 2008
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