MAN: So what do you do?
WOMAN: I'm a model.
MAN: Really? Wow. So what kind of modelllng do you do?
WOMAN: Do you remember that episode of Seinfeld where George was going to be a hand model?
MAN: Oh yeah, I remember that.
WOMAN: Well, there really are people like that. So like if a photographer is doing a watch ad he'll use a hand model. Or for a shoe ad he'll call in a foot model. There are even ear models for earring ads. I'm a specialty model like that.
MAN: That is really cool. So what do you model?
WOMAN: My breasts and vagina.
See also:
- Detail for a Buddy Comedy
- Throwaway Line
- Moment of Authenticity for a Future Novel
- Snippet from an Unwritten Comedy
- Phrase to Remember
- Vignette for a Yuppie Dumbass
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