Les Jones

Word of the Day > Word of the Day: Dude-ity

Dude-ity - male nudity, as opposed to the good kind of nudity. Found in Neill Cumpston's review of 300.

These are Greek times, when there were a lot of naked women around. And there are some naked women in this film, but almost every naked woman scene has a muscular dude giving the screen an ass picnic. Dude-ity is something directors put in their movies so people will think they’re serious, I guess, and not just throwing in naked hotties.

Any directors reading this – IT’S OKAY TO JUST THROW IN NAKED HOTTIES.

Can’t someone make a movie about naked Amazons and call it PAUSE BUTTON?

Neill loves his pause button. From his Grindhouse review:

Oh yeah, [Rose McGowan] almost-nude dances for the first three minutes of the movie and even though she doesn’t get totally naked I need to go buy three extra PAUSE buttons for my remote by the time the DVD comes out.

And from his Sin City review:

Carla Gugino does a total nudie scene, first lying in bed and then walking around, and I was thinking that after this movie comes out, they should change the PAUSE button on DVD remote controls to read CARLA GUGINO'S BOOBS, which would be more accurate.

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- Review of Smokin' Joe's BBQ