Les Jones

Food & Drink > Hong Kong Spittooie

VINCENT: You Know What the Funniest Thing About Hong Kong Is?
JULES: What?
VINCENT: It's the little differences. I mean, they got the same shit over there that they got here, but it's just, it's just theirs is a little different
JULES: Example.
VINCENT: In Hong Kong the Pizza Hut has the Tokyo Special. You know what they put on it?
JULES: What?
VINCENT: You know those fake crabmeat sticks? They put those on it, with beef, corn, mushrooms and pepperoni.
JULES: Damn.
VINCENT: You know what they use instead of tomato sauce on that pizza?
JULES: What?
VINCENT: Thousand island dressing.
JULES: G-- d---!
VINCENT: I seen 'em do it, man, they fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.
JULES: That's some fucked up shit.

Hat tip to Tam, who discovered the menu for Hong Kong Pizza Huts.

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- Robot Culinaire