Les Jones: When Star Wars Meets Country Music

October 02, 2007

Star Wars > When Star Wars Meets Country Music

If I was a country singer in search of a gimmick I'd wear a Darth Vader helmet and call myself Darth Brooks. Or maybe Garth Vader.

"You don't know the power of the B side. I must obey my manager."

"My new album is complete."

"I find your lack of Faith Hill disturbing."

"And now, your highness, we will discuss the location of your rebel moonshine still."

"I see you've constructed a new doghouse. Your carpentry skills are complete."

Don't miss his hit single "I've Got Friends in Low Orbit" from his album, "Ropin' Mace Windu."

Bonus! - If you play a Darth Brooks song backwards your hand regrows and you get your space station back.

Darth Brooks or Garth Vader?

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Comments

Given the existence of Darth Maul, Darth Brooks would be technically correct. I vote nonetheless for Garth Vader, for continuity with the model I painted yellow and identified as Taxi Vader.

Posted by: triticale at October 02, 2007

Garth is so much more deepspace-country twangy than citified urban "Darth" - it's like the difference between Hank and Henry...

Posted by: DirtCrashr at October 04, 2007

Gotta go with Garth Vader. I like the humorous bits Les.

Posted by: Number9 at October 04, 2007