November 09, 2007

News > Jimmy Carter Killed his Sister-in-law's Cat?

From a recently-discovered letter Jimmy Carter sent to his sister-in-law.


To Sybil,

Lamentably, I killed your cat while trying just to sting it. It was crouched, as usual, under one of our bird feeders & I fired from some distance with bird shot. It may ease your grief somewhat to know that the cat was buried properly with a prayer & that I’ll be glad to get you another of your choice.

I called & came by your house several times. We will be in the Dominican Republic until Thursday. I’ll see you then.

Love, Jimmy

I got my twelve gauge sawed off.
I got my porch light turned off
I'm 'bout to bust some shots off.
I'm 'bout to dust a kitty off.

Uhn. Cat killer.

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Oh, I like him a little better knowing that!

Posted by: Mushy at November 09, 2007

We iz revenging on Jimmy Carter:

Posted by: Catz at November 09, 2007
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