Misc > Dude! Free Adorable Pet and/or Delicious Meal!
Cat lovers! Sarcastro has an offer you can't refuse.
Come get this goddamn cat. Seriously. Free to a good home. Ok, I don’t care if the home is good or not. We are not a three pet home. Union rules dictate that in the case of pet layoffs, the newest pet has to be let go first.
That would be this one. He’s a nice enough cat, but he is an agent of chaos and must be eliminated. Drop me a line or he gets dropped of at the discount Chinese food restaurant.
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