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Katie Allison-Granju has a new nominee for worst baby name ever.

And from I-Movkery.com (thanks, Steve K.): Most Popularest Baby Names!

I guess it's too late to tell you that when a Mommy and Daddy love each other very much, some pretty terrible things can happen, one of which is children. That horse has already left the station and there's no use closing the barn door either, because you burned that door when you got married without protection. You have no one to blame but yourself, but don't worry! In less than nine months you'll have someone to blame for the rest of your life and for much of that time they won't be able to take you in a fight!

But you can't blame somebody if they don't have a name! Don't you wish you'd thought of that before you got yours? Now the pressure is on. How to decide? There are literally SEVEN HUNDRED AND SIXTEEN NAMES OUT THERE! How do you pick the one that will grate on your nerves the least once you've said it several million times, usually in conjunction with phrases like "Your finger doesn't go there", "That's not what God made the cat for!" and "Must you set everything on fire?"

Luckily for you, I'm here! No, not your computer, me, ME the actual living human being who created this content! I'm a real person with real feelings and emotions and needs, but that's not what you came here for is it? No, all you want are the damn BABY NAMES! Which is good, because if you were looking for duck hunting tips, you'd be in the wrong article.

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