Misc > Chris (C)rocker: "Smell ya later, cruel tube. Smell ya later ... FOREVER!!!"
Ms. Chris Crocker, AKA Mr. Chris Crocker, AKA the Artist Formerly Known as Chris Rocker, is quitting YouTube ... FOREVER!!!
Wait, come back! He's just quitting YouTube in preparation for launching his own Web site. Which he'll probably call MyTube, or ManTube. Something tube-themed. And it's almost ready to launch as of five days ago, so you know, it'll happen Real Soon Now so just keep hitting Control-R.
Which leads to this Chris (C)rocker edition quote of the day:
"This is apropos of nothing, but "My official site is almost ready to launch" is pretty much proof that super villains actually would outline their not-yet-completed master plan to you, giving you enough time to stop them." -- reluctant entity