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Conversation About the Candy Crime of the Century
KATIE: She took my gum! NATALIE: No I didn’t! KATIE: Yes you did! NATALIE: That was my gum! ME: We’ve got somewhere to be. We’ll have the Nuremberg Candy Trials later. Now let’s go.
Conversation About Eating Turnip Greens
WIFE: Katie, you can’t have dessert until you finish your greens. KATIE: You said I only had to eat three big bites. WIFE: That’s right. And what I put on your plate is three big bites. That’s some smart mommyin’.
Conversation with a Picky Eater
ME: It’s an omelet. SIX YEAR OLD KATIE: I hate omelets! ME: It’s delicious. SIX YEAR OLD KATIE: I ain’t gonna like it. ME: That’s a bad attitude and bad grammar. SIX YEAR OLD KATIE: I’m gonna vomit. ME: Just … Continue reading
Conversation About Go Fish
FOUR YEAR OLD NATALIE: Mommy, do you have any sevens? MELISSA: I have three sevens. FOUR YEAR OLD NATALIE: Yes! Now I have a set. ME: Your turn, Katie. SIX YEAR OLD KATIE: Natalie, do you have any twelves? FOUR … Continue reading
Conversation About a Grilled Cheese Sandwich
ME: Do you want a grilled cheese? SIX YEAR OLD KATIE: Yes, please. ME: Cool. SIX YEAR OLD KATIE: Make it dangly. ME: Dangly? SIX YEAR OLD KATIE: Yeh, cut it dangly. ME: … You mean diagonally? SIX YEAR OLD … Continue reading
Conversation with the Littlest Hacker
SIX YEAR OLD KATIE: Daddy, guess what? ME: What? SIX YEAR OLD KATIE: I know what the combination is. ME: No way. SIX YEAR OLD KATIE: Way. ME: Okay, what is it? SIX YEAR OLD KATIE: 614. ME: How did … Continue reading
I’ve got the cutest four year old
NATALIE: Guess what I am. ME: Okay. NATALIE: I have long ears and I eat carrots ME: Are you a donkey? NATALIE: Nope! ME: Are you me? ‘Cause I have long ears and I eat carrots. NATALIE: Nope! ME: Are … Continue reading
Conversation About Career Choices
FOUR YEAR OLD NATALIE: Hey daddy, guess what I’m going to be when I grow up? ME: I don’t know. What are you going to be when you grow up? FOUR YEAR OLD NATALIE: A elephant. Luckily, we live in … Continue reading
Conversation About the New Neighbor Kids
FIVE YEAR OLD KATIE: Can we go next door? MELISSA: I don’t think they’re home. FIVE YEAR OLD KATIE: Yes they are! I pushed a chair up to the window, looked through it and saw them inside. (A new family … Continue reading
Natalie’s Favorite Joke
4 YEAR OLD NATALIE: Hey, daddy, guess what? ME: What? 4 YEAR OLD NATALIE: … ME: … 4 YEAR OLD NATALIE: A-HAHAHAHA!!!
Conversation About a Spy Mustache
FIVE YEAR OLD KATIE: How long does it take for marker to come off? ME: Come off of what? FIVE YEAR OLD KATIE: How long does it take? ME: It depends. Is the marker on something or on someone? Did … Continue reading
Conversation About That Actor Who Was in That Movie
MELISSA: HBO has a new show coming out that looks really good. That bug-eyed guy stars in it. ME: That bug-eyed guy? MELISSA: Yeh. He was in that movie … ME: That movie? MELISSA: You know. Oh… The “You Betcha” … Continue reading
Conversation About Snakes
NATURE INTERPRETER KEIRA: And what do ratsnakes eat? CHILD: I know! Mice. NATURE INTERPRETER KEIRA: That’s right. KARL: Go figure. Something called a ratsnake eats mice. :::pause::: KARL: Then again, cornsnakes don’t eat corn. ME: Treesnakes don’t eat trees. KARL: … Continue reading
Conversation About “Wheels on the Bus”
KATIE: The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish, all through the town. Uh, daddy? ME: Yeah? KATIE: What comes after the wipers on the bus? ME: Oh, I don’t know. We can look it up on the Internet … Continue reading
Conversation About a Plane
MELISSA: “I’ll bet that plane is going to New York or Chicago.” FIVE YEAR OLD KATIE: “I bet it’s going to the beach or China.” THREE YEAR OLD NATALIE: “No, wait. I bet it is going to Shoney’s.” FIVE YEAR … Continue reading
Conversation About Anderson Cooper
MELISSA: I didn’t know Anderson Cooper was on 60 Minutes. ME: Me neither. MELISSA: I guess they had to bring in some fresh blood. ME: Since everyone on the show is about to keel over dead. MELISSA: Do you know … Continue reading
Conversation About Snow
THREE YEAR OLD NATALIE: Look! ME: What? THREE YEAR OLD NATALIE: Snow! ME: I know. THREE YEAR OLD NATALIE: On TV! ME: W don’t have to look at the TV to see snow. Look. We can see snow right outside … Continue reading
Conversation About New Year’s
MELISSA: Natalie, do you know what tomorrow is? THREE YEAR OLD NATALIE: Um, Friday. MELISSA: Yes, but what else? Today’s the last day of the year. So what’s tomorrow? THREE YEAR OLD NATALIE: New Year. MELISSA: That’s right. What year … Continue reading
Conversation about the Jonas Brothers
FOUR YEAR OLD KATIE: I like the Jonas Brothers ME: Well, that’s a pretty good song. FOUR YEAR OLD KATIE: Did you know the Jonas Brothers are cute? ME: They are? FOUR YEAR OLD KATIE: Uh huh. They’re very cute. … Continue reading
Conversation about peeing in the pool
Scene: the hotel swimming pool 3 YEAR OLD NATALIE: I got to potty. MELISSA: Do you have to pee or poo? 3 YEAR OLD NATALIE: I got to pee. 4 YEAR OLD KATIE: It’s OK, Natalie. You can pee in … Continue reading