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Your Virgin Olive Oil is a Slut: Mislabeling Meat, Fish, Honey, Olive Oil, Wasabi and Kobe Beef

So in Europe they’re discovering grocery store goods and cafeteria meals containing horsemeat instead of beef. Hey, that’s why school kids call it mystery meat, amirite? But horsemeat for meat isn’t the only thing being adulterated. It’s just the most … Continue reading

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For reasons too mysterious to explain, unseen forces beyond my control compel me not to blog

But mostly it’s being busy and having a cold.  

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Encyclopedia Brown and the Mystery of “Who Farted?”

Encyclopedia Brown author Donald Sobol has passed away. As a tribute I dug up this Encyclopedia Brown fanfic I wrote but never posted as a response to a comment Jim Collins made in this long-gone Nashville is Talking blog post. … Continue reading

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I just realized Dave Ramsey is a terrorist

The Tea Party thinks the government shouldn’t buy things it can’t afford. Vice President Joe Biden and Rep. Doyle (D-PA) think the Tea Party are terrorists. Dave Ramsey tries to get people to live within their means by spending less … Continue reading

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Alleged libeller outed by alleged skank

Robert X. Cringely – Skanks for nothing: Google must identify ‘anonymous’ blogger. Yesterday a U.S. federal judge ruled that Google must turn over the name of an anonymous blogger who took a severe disliking to aging supermodel Liskula Cohen. The … Continue reading

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Crooked Politician Caught Red-handed With His Filthy Mitt in the Cookie Jar

allegedly: Veteran Republican U.S. Sen. Ted Stevens was charged on Tuesday with concealing more than $250,000 of gifts, including renovation of his house, from an Alaska oil services company, the Justice Department said. The Alaska politician, who has served 40 … Continue reading

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