January 14, 2016 Leave a Comment
I’ve got a million of ’em.
Jedi Mind Trix – “You want to buy this cereal. It has bright colors and a rabbit on the box. There’s a toy prize inside. You want the toy prize.”
Han Sol-Os – “Hokey weapons and ancient religions are no match for a good breakfast, kid.”
Han Sol-Os, Special Edition – Same thing, but the cereal bites first, forcing Han to eat it.
Obi-Wan Ken Oat Bran – “Obi-Wan Ken Oat Bran. Obi-Wan. Now that’s a cereal I ‘ve not had in a long time. A long time.”