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I’ll call it “Chasin’ Ass and Takin’ Names.”

“Canada – it’s like a whole other country.”

Hardee’s Breakfast Salad. Previously – My Million Dollar Web Site Idea

I’m going to open an accounting firm. I’m gonna call it Accounting Crows. Previously – My Million Dollar Idea for a Kids Band

I’m going to start a band for kids called Juicebox Hero. That name will get a chuckle out of the elementary school kids who remember Foreigner’s 1981 hit, “Jukebox Hero.” All six of them.

I’m going to open a furniture store that sells nothing but Barcoloungers and La-Z-Boys. I’ll call it “The Recline of Western Civilization.”

The next time I need a screen name I think I’ll call myself TheGreatDickTater.

So back in the Seventies the parting gift on some game shows was a lifetime supply of Rice-a-Roni, “The San Francisco Treat.” Rice-a-Roni should come out with a new flavor called Lifetime Supply so you could buy one box and … Continue reading →

Someone needs to come out with a shade of lipstick called Hockey Mom Pink.

Bugly had a plan to make scented candles with names like Baloney and Feet. Now Manterns has done stoled his idear. Hot Wings The smell of just deep fried hot wings smothered with wing sauce. The combination of butter and … Continue reading →

So Metallica had a heavy metal album called Metal Up Your Ass. I’m thinking someone could really expand that brand: – Folk Songs Up Your Ass – Pat Boone Up Your Ass – Didgeridoo Up Your Ass – Paul Harvey’s … Continue reading →

I’m thinking people would pay a lot of money for rapid delivery of medicine. Especially if they need something to relieve constipation. Eureka! I’ll call it FedExLax. See also: – Chris Range’s Million Dollar Yoga Idea – Bugly’s Million Dollar … Continue reading →

“I’ve invented a device for empirically measuring the effectiveness of zen meditation. I call it the Aum Meter.” – Chris Range See also: – Bugly’s Million Dollar Mexican Zombie Movie Idea – My Million Dollar Italian-Cajun Restaurant Idea – My … Continue reading →

I’d call it Etouffee, Brute? * ** See also: – My Million Dollar BBQ Ribs Idea – My Million Dollar Proctology Journal Idea – My Million Dollar Museum Idea – My Million Dollar Longhair/Parrothead Mashup Idea – My Million Dollar … Continue reading →