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Coffee

I like half and half in my coffee, but what I really like is a third and a third and a third.

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My Million Dollar Coffee Creamer Idea

I came up with a million dollar idea for coffee creamer. It’s like Half and Half but it’s 50% better. I call it Half and Half and Half. Previously – My Million Dollar Salad Dressing Idea

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My Million Dollar Idea for a Country Music Album

I’ll call it “Chasin’ Ass and Takin’ Names.”

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My Million Dollar Canada Tourism Slogan

“Canada – it’s like a whole other country.”

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My least likely to succeed Million Dollar Idea

Hardee’s Breakfast Salad. Previously – My Million Dollar Web Site Idea

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My Million Dollar Chattanooga Earthquake Headline

If there’s ever an earthquake in Chattanooga the newspaper headline should be See City Rock.

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My Million Dollar Web Site Idea

I’m going to name my next Web site 500 Internal Server Error. That way when the site is screwed up no one will be able to tell. Previously – My Million Dollar Accounting Firm Idea

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My Million Dollar Accounting Firm Idea

I’m going to open an accounting firm. I’m gonna call it Accounting Crows. Previously – My Million Dollar Idea for a Kids Band

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My Million Dollar Idea for a Kids Band

I’m going to start a band for kids called Juicebox Hero. That name will get a chuckle out of the elementary school kids who remember Foreigner’s 1981 hit, “Jukebox Hero.” All six of them.

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My Million Dollar Idea for an Alien Race

If I ever write a sci-fi novel I’m going to name the alien race the Shi’Thead.

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My million dollar furniture idea

I’m going to open a furniture store that sells nothing but Barcoloungers and La-Z-Boys. I’ll call it “The Recline of Western Civilization.”

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My Million Dollar Screen Name Idea

The next time I need a screen name I think I’ll call myself TheGreatDickTater.

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My Million Dollar Star Wars Idea

After watching Robot Chicken: Star Wars II I have to ask – has anyone made a Stormtrooper/Darth Vader salt and pepper shaker set? Bonus from Google!

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My million dollar Montana state song idea

I’m gonna call it “I Like Big Buttes and I Cannot Lie.”

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My Million Dollar Googlezon* Idea

So you know how you can sign up as an Amazon affiliate? Like I can link to something on Amazon with my affiliate code and if you follow the link and buy it I get a commission. So just think … Continue reading

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