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I figured out a way to make a million dollars. I’m going to make a smartphone that’s exactly like the iPhone in every way except it vibrates loud enough you don’t miss half of your calls.
I like half and half in my coffee, but what I really like is a third and a third and a third.
I came up with a million dollar idea for coffee creamer. It’s like Half and Half but it’s 50% better. I call it Half and Half and Half. Previously – My Million Dollar Salad Dressing Idea
I’ll call it “Chasin’ Ass and Takin’ Names.”
“Canada – it’s like a whole other country.”
Hardee’s Breakfast Salad. Previously – My Million Dollar Web Site Idea
If there’s ever an earthquake in Chattanooga the newspaper headline should be See City Rock.
I’m going to name my next Web site 500 Internal Server Error. That way when the site is screwed up no one will be able to tell. Previously – My Million Dollar Accounting Firm Idea
I’m going to open an accounting firm. I’m gonna call it Accounting Crows. Previously – My Million Dollar Idea for a Kids Band
I’m going to start a band for kids called Juicebox Hero. That name will get a chuckle out of the elementary school kids who remember Foreigner’s 1981 hit, “Jukebox Hero.” All six of them.
If I ever write a sci-fi novel I’m going to name the alien race the Shi’Thead.
I’m going to open a furniture store that sells nothing but Barcoloungers and La-Z-Boys. I’ll call it “The Recline of Western Civilization.”
The next time I need a screen name I think I’ll call myself TheGreatDickTater.
After watching Robot Chicken: Star Wars II I have to ask – has anyone made a Stormtrooper/Darth Vader salt and pepper shaker set? Bonus from Google!
I’m gonna call it “I Like Big Buttes and I Cannot Lie.”