My Million Dollar Idea for a Reality TV Show

I have a million dollar idea for a futuristic reality TV show called Cloud Storage Wars. People of questionable ethics bid on unpaid storage accounts on Dropbox, Google Drive, and iCloud. Once they win the auction they determine how much money they can make by selling the previous owners’ credit card numbers or unpublished screenplays, or by blackmailing them with their boudoir photos.

Previously – My Million Dollar Coffee Creamer Idea

My Million Dollar iPhone Idea

I figured out a way to make a million dollars. I’m going to make a smartphone that’s exactly like the iPhone in every way except it vibrates loud enough you don’t miss half of your calls.

Coffee

I like half and half in my coffee, but what I really like is a third and a third and a third.

My Million Dollar Coffee Creamer Idea

I came up with a million dollar idea for coffee creamer.

It’s like Half and Half but it’s 50% better. I call it Half and Half and Half.

PreviouslyMy Million Dollar Salad Dressing Idea

My Million Dollar Idea for a Country Music Album

I’ll call it “Chasin’ Ass and Takin’ Names.”

My Million Dollar Canada Tourism Slogan

“Canada – it’s like a whole other country.”

My least likely to succeed Million Dollar Idea

Hardee’s Breakfast Salad.

PreviouslyMy Million Dollar Web Site Idea

My Million Dollar Chattanooga Earthquake Headline

If there’s ever an earthquake in Chattanooga the newspaper headline should be See City Rock.

My Million Dollar Web Site Idea

I’m going to name my next Web site 500 Internal Server Error. That way when the site is screwed up no one will be able to tell.

PreviouslyMy Million Dollar Accounting Firm Idea

My Million Dollar Accounting Firm Idea

I’m going to open an accounting firm. I’m gonna call it Accounting Crows.

PreviouslyMy Million Dollar Idea for a Kids Band

My Million Dollar Idea for a Kids Band

I’m going to start a band for kids called Juicebox Hero. That name will get a chuckle out of the elementary school kids who remember Foreigner’s 1981 hit, “Jukebox Hero.” All six of them.

My Million Dollar Idea for an Alien Race

If I ever write a sci-fi novel I’m going to name the alien race the Shi’Thead.

My million dollar furniture idea

I’m going to open a furniture store that sells nothing but Barcoloungers and La-Z-Boys. I’ll call it “The Recline of Western Civilization.”

My Million Dollar Screen Name Idea

The next time I need a screen name I think I’ll call myself TheGreatDickTater.

My Million Dollar Star Wars Idea

After watching Robot Chicken: Star Wars II I have to ask – has anyone made a Stormtrooper/Darth Vader salt and pepper shaker set?

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