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My million dollar Montana state song idea

Monday, September 28th, 2009 | Funny Ha-Ha | Permalink | No Comments |

I’m gonna call it “I Like Big Buttes and I Cannot Lie.”

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My Million Dollar Googlezon* Idea

Friday, May 29th, 2009 | E-commerce | Permalink | No Comments |

So you know how you can sign up as an Amazon affiliate? Like I can link to something on Amazon with my affiliate code and if you follow the link and buy it I get a commission.

So just think how many times every day someone searches Google, sees an Amazon link in the search results, then clicks on the Amazon link and buys the product.

Eureka! Google just needs to sign up for the Amazon affiliate program and append their affiliate code to search results links to Amazon. It could work with any company that has an affiliate program. Then the guys at Google could sit back and let the mad affiliate money roll in while they play ping-pong, eat gourmet food, and get chair massages.

If they haven’t already thought of it I hereby patent, trademark, and copyright the idea, call “dibs,” “shotgun,” and “no do-overs,” and if you don’t want those gourmet pickles I’ll eat ‘em.

* The unholy alliance of Google and Amazon.

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My million dollar Rice-a-Roni idea

Thursday, September 18th, 2008 | Funny Ha-Ha | Permalink | 1 Comment |

So back in the Seventies the parting gift on some game shows was a lifetime supply of Rice-a-Roni, “The San Francisco Treat.”

Rice-a-Roni should come out with a new flavor called Lifetime Supply so you could buy one box and have a lifetime supply of Rice-a-Roni.

Also, Lifetime Supply would be a great name for a band’s greatest hits collection.

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My million dollar lipstick idea

Thursday, September 11th, 2008 | Funny Ha-Ha | Permalink | No Comments |

Someone needs to come out with a shade of lipstick called Hockey Mom Pink.

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Bugly’s Million Dollar Candle Idea

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 | Funny Ha-Ha | Permalink | 1 Comment |

Bugly had a plan to make scented candles with names like Baloney and Feet. Now Manterns has done stoled his idear.

Hot Wings

The smell of just deep fried hot wings smothered with wing sauce. The combination of butter and hot sauce is enough to drive you nuts. You’ll be on your way to Hooters 10 minutes after lighting this candle!

4th of July

The combination of gunpowder and sulfer gives this man candle the distinctive fireworks smell all guys appreciate. What man won’t love the scent of colorful explosions?

Tennis Ball Can

Who doesn’t love the scent of a freshly opened can of tennis balls? The perfect combination of rubber and flourescent yellow gives this candle that distinct smell any sports-lover will recognize.

Bonus! - Mandles

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- My Other Million Dollar Music Idea
- My Million Dollar Medicine Delivery Idea
- Chris Range’s Million Dollar Yoga Idea
- Bugly’s Million Dollar Mexican Zombie Movie Idea
- My Million Dollar Italian-Cajun Restaurant Idea
- My Million Dollar BBQ Ribs Idea
- My Million Dollar Proctology Journal Idea
- My Million Dollar Museum Idea
- My Million Dollar Longhair/Parrothead Mashup Idea
- My Million Dollar Beer Name Idea
- My Million Dollar Rap Music Idea
- My Million Dollar Salad Dressing Idea
- My Million Dollar Restaurant Idea
- Teddy’s Million Dollar Doughnut Idea, and My Million Dollar Cell Phone Idea

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My Other Million Dollar Music Idea

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 | Funny Ha-Ha | Permalink | 2 Comments |

So Metallica had a heavy metal album called Metal Up Your Ass. I’m thinking someone could really expand that brand:

- Folk Songs Up Your Ass
- Pat Boone Up Your Ass
- Didgeridoo Up Your Ass
- Paul Harvey’s “The Rest of the Story” Up Your Ass

These guys totally missed out on the Up Your Ass craze.

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- My Million Dollar Medicine Delivery Idea
- Chris Range’s Million Dollar Yoga Idea
- Bugly’s Million Dollar Mexican Zombie Movie Idea
- My Million Dollar Italian-Cajun Restaurant Idea
- My Million Dollar BBQ Ribs Idea
- My Million Dollar Proctology Journal Idea
- My Million Dollar Museum Idea
- My Million Dollar Longhair/Parrothead Mashup Idea
- My Million Dollar Beer Name Idea
- My Million Dollar Rap Music Idea
- My Million Dollar Salad Dressing Idea
- My Million Dollar Restaurant Idea
- Teddy’s Million Dollar Doughnut Idea, and My Million Dollar Cell Phone Idea

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My Million Dollar Medicine Delivery Idea

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 | Funny Ha-Ha | Permalink | No Comments |

I’m thinking people would pay a lot of money for rapid delivery of medicine. Especially if they need something to relieve constipation. Eureka! I’ll call it FedExLax.

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- Chris Range’s Million Dollar Yoga Idea
- Bugly’s Million Dollar Mexican Zombie Movie Idea
- My Million Dollar Italian-Cajun Restaurant Idea
- My Million Dollar BBQ Ribs Idea
- My Million Dollar Proctology Journal Idea
- My Million Dollar Museum Idea
- My Million Dollar Longhair/Parrothead Mashup Idea
- My Million Dollar Beer Name Idea
- My Million Dollar Rap Music Idea
- My Million Dollar Salad Dressing Idea
- My Million Dollar Restaurant Idea
- Teddy’s Million Dollar Doughnut Idea, and My Million Dollar Cell Phone Idea

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Chris Range’s Million Dollar Yoga Idea

Wednesday, March 28th, 2007 | Funny Ha-Ha | Permalink | 1 Comment |

“I’ve invented a device for empirically measuring the effectiveness of zen meditation. I call it the Aum Meter.” - Chris Range

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- Bugly’s Million Dollar Mexican Zombie Movie Idea
- My Million Dollar Italian-Cajun Restaurant Idea
- My Million Dollar BBQ Ribs Idea
- My Million Dollar Proctology Journal Idea
- My Million Dollar Museum Idea
- My Million Dollar Longhair/Parrothead Mashup Idea
- My Million Dollar Beer Name Idea
- My Million Dollar Rap Music Idea
- My Million Dollar Salad Dressing Idea
- My Million Dollar Restaurant Idea
- Teddy’s Million Dollar Doughnut Idea, and My Million Dollar Cell Phone Idea

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My Million Dollar Italian-Cajun Restaurant Idea

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 | Funny Ha-Ha | Permalink | No Comments |

I’d call it Etouffee, Brute? * **

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- My Million Dollar BBQ Ribs Idea
- My Million Dollar Proctology Journal Idea
- My Million Dollar Museum Idea
- My Million Dollar Longhair/Parrothead Mashup Idea
- My Million Dollar Beer Name Idea
- My Million Dollar Rap Music Idea
- My Million Dollar Salad Dressing Idea
- My Million Dollar Restaurant Idea
- Teddy’s Million Dollar Doughnut Idea, and My Million Dollar Cell Phone Idea

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My Million Dollar Word of the Day Idea

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 | Nifty, Word of the Day | Permalink | No Comments |

I’ve been doing Word of the Day for awhile. This week and next I’m going to do something really radical. I’m going to have a Word of the Day every day.

Not just on random days. Not just on president’s birthdays or dates with prime numbers. I won’t schedule my word of the day based on astrology or the I Ching.

I’ll have a Word of the Day every weekday!

I know what you’re thinking - “Les Jones, that’s the craziest idea I’ve ever heard!” Sure, it’s crazy. But maybe it’s crazy enough that it just might work.

All I ask is that you keep it under your hat. If it’s successful I might patent it and sell it to Webster’s.

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- My Million Dollar BBQ Ribs Idea
- My Million Dollar Proctology Journal Idea
- My Million Dollar Museum Idea
- My Million Dollar Longhair/Parrothead Mashup Idea
- My Million Dollar Beer Name Idea
- My Million Dollar Rap Music Idea
- My Million Dollar Salad Dressing Idea
- My Million Dollar Restaurant Idea
- Teddy’s Million Dollar Doughnut Idea, and My Million Dollar Cell Phone Idea

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My Million Dollar BBQ Ribs Idea

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007 | Funny Ha-Ha | Permalink | 4 Comments |

My idea is to have a rib dinner called “Ribs for Her Pleasure” served with a flower. Ladies love BBQ and flowers.

Someone tell Dr. Funkenswine he can use the idea no charge.

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- My Million Dollar Proctology Journal Idea
- My Million Dollar Museum Idea
- My Million Dollar Longhair/Parrothead Mashup Idea
- My Million Dollar Beer Name Idea
- My Million Dollar Rap Music Idea
- My Million Dollar Salad Dressing Idea
- My Million Dollar Restaurant Idea
- Teddy’s Million Dollar Doughnut Idea, and My Million Dollar Cell Phone Idea

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My Million Dollar Proctology Journal Idea

Friday, November 17th, 2006 | Funny Ha-Ha | Permalink | No Comments |

I have an idea for a new professional journal for proctologists. I’ll call it “The Annals of Proctology.”

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- My Million Dollar Museum Idea
- My Million Dollar Longhair/Parrothead Mashup Idea
- My Million Dollar Beer Name Idea
- My Million Dollar Rap Music Idea
- My Million Dollar Salad Dressing Idea
- My Million Dollar Restaurant Idea
- Teddy’s Million Dollar Doughnut Idea, and My Million Dollar Cell Phone Idea

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Jay Barnes’ Million Dollar Hair Ice Idea

Sunday, October 1st, 2006 | Funny Ha-Ha | Permalink | No Comments |

AKA früzënprödükt. He already has a prototype.

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Bonus! - Justin Timberlake’s “Sexyback” explained

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My Million Dollar Trucker Song Idea

Monday, September 11th, 2006 | Funny Ha-Ha | Permalink | 1 Comment |

Step 1. Write a song about a transgendered big rig driver called “Daddy was a Truck-Drivin’ Mama.”
Step 2. Retire.

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- My Million Dollar Museum Idea
- My Million Dollar Longhair/Parrothead Mashup Idea
- My Million Dollar Beer Name Idea
- My Million Dollar Rap Music Idea
- My Million Dollar Salad Dressing Idea
- My Million Dollar Restaurant Idea
- Teddy’s Million Dollar Doughnut Idea, and My Million Dollar Cell Phone Idea

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My Million Dollar Museum Idea

Thursday, July 6th, 2006 | Funny Ha-Ha | Permalink | No Comments |

Anyone who work at a museum will tell you that the two most popular features are the gift shop and the restrooms. Why not have a Museum of the World’s Greatest Restrooms and Gift Shops? You may never visit Europe, but now you can experience a pissoir. Think about it - visitors would never have to wait in line for a restroom, and the proceeds from the gift shops would mean you wouldn’t even have to charge admission.

See also:
- My Million Dollar Longhair/Parrothead Mashup Idea - My Million Dollar Beer Name Idea
- My Million Dollar Rap Music Idea
- My Million Dollar Salad Dressing Idea
- My Million Dollar Restaurant Idea
- Teddy’s Million Dollar Doughnut Idea, and My Million Dollar Cell Phone Idea

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My Million Dollar Longhair/Parrothead Mashup Idea

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006 | Funny Ha-Ha | Permalink | 1 Comment |

So what you do is take T.S. Eliot’s greatest poem and recite it to the music for Jimmy Buffett’s greatest song and then you’ll have “Waste Land Away in Margaritaville.” The kids will go crazy for it.

See also:
- My Million Dollar Beer Name Idea
- My Million Dollar Rap Music Idea
- My Million Dollar Salad Dressing Idea
- My Million Dollar Restaurant Idea
- Teddy’s Million Dollar Doughnut Idea, and My Million Dollar Cell Phone Idea

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My Million Dollar Beer Name Idea

Thursday, September 15th, 2005 | Best Of, Food & Drink, Funny Ha-Ha | Permalink | 2 Comments |

So there’s the St. Pauli Girl, who looks like this:

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I looked at that picture and wondered - don’t we have a famous busty blonde in Tennessee? Yes. Yes, we do.

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Eureka! The perfect name for an East Tennessee beer would be St. Dolly Girl (or St. Dolli Girl if you want to be pretentious). I’ll leave it to others to do the Photoshops.

See also:
- My Million Dollar Rap Music Idea
- My Million Dollar Salad Dressing Idea
- My Million Dollar Restaurant Idea
- Teddy’s Million Dollar Doughnut Idea, and My Million Dollar Cell Phone Idea

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They Stoledered My Idear, My Million Dollar Idear

Wednesday, August 10th, 2005 | Funny Ha-Ha | Permalink | No Comments |

From a Drudge Report Flash (meaning the URL may show different content in the future):

A lawsuit to be filed in Federal Court in Los Angeles on Wednesday claims AMERICAN IDOL star Simon Cowell and ABC Television Network conspired to steal the trademarked brand

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My Million Dollar Restaurant Idea

Tuesday, December 28th, 2004 | Food & Drink, Funny Ha-Ha | Permalink | 2 Comments |

Everyone likes buffets, right? But as more Americans become weight-conscious, buffets are becoming less popular.

So I had this great idea: the all-you-can-eat diet food buffet. You’d have a salad bar, clear soup bar, rice cake bar, grapefruit bar, and dessert salad bar.

Email me now to get in on the ground floor of this historic investing oppurtunity.

See also my million dollar salad dressing idea.

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My Million Dollar Salad Dressing Idea

Monday, December 20th, 2004 | Funny Ha-Ha | Permalink | 1 Comment |

I’ve come up with a great new salad dressing. It’s like Thousand Island dressing, only better. In fact, it’s exactly 10% better. I call my new dressing Eleven Hundred Island. I’m on the phone right now purchasing the additional 100 islands.

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More Million Dollar Ideas

Wednesday, December 10th, 2003 | Funny Ha-Ha | Permalink | No Comments |

Everyone likes dougnuts, right? And everyone has to go to the bathroom, right? So why not combine the two? Genius!

That’s Teddy in the picture. Be sure to check out Just Teddy for all the latest Teddy-related news.

Yesterday he was telling me that his electric razor died, and I got another Great Idea: the Norelco Cell Shaver, a clamshell cell phone equipped with Norelco’s patented floating heads so you can get a close, long-lasting shave while you’re driving the car and talking on your cell phone. Angel investors can send money to my PayPal account.

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