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I came up with a million dollar idea for coffee creamer. It’s like Half and Half but it’s 50% better. I call it Half and Half and Half. Previously – My Million Dollar Salad Dressing Idea

I’ll call it “Chasin’ Ass and Takin’ Names.”

“Canada – it’s like a whole other country.”

Hardee’s Breakfast Salad. Previously – My Million Dollar Web Site Idea

I’m going to open an accounting firm. I’m gonna call it Accounting Crows. Previously – My Million Dollar Idea for a Kids Band

I’m going to start a band for kids called Juicebox Hero. That name will get a chuckle out of the elementary school kids who remember Foreigner’s 1981 hit, “Jukebox Hero.” All six of them.

I’m going to open a furniture store that sells nothing but Barcoloungers and La-Z-Boys. I’ll call it “The Recline of Western Civilization.”

The next time I need a screen name I think I’ll call myself TheGreatDickTater.

So back in the Seventies the parting gift on some game shows was a lifetime supply of Rice-a-Roni, “The San Francisco Treat.” Rice-a-Roni should come out with a new flavor called Lifetime Supply so you could buy one box and … Continue reading →