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My Million Dollar Word of the Day Idea

Posted on January 31, 2007 by lesjones

I’ve been doing Word of the Day for awhile. This week and next I’m going to do something really radical. I’m going to have a Word of the Day every day. Not just on random days. Not just on president’s … Continue reading →

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My Million Dollar BBQ Ribs Idea

Posted on January 10, 2007 by lesjones

My idea is to have a rib dinner called “Ribs for Her Pleasure” served with a flower. Ladies love BBQ and flowers. Someone tell Dr. Funkenswine he can use the idea no charge. See also: – My Million Dollar Proctology … Continue reading →

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My Million Dollar Proctology Journal Idea

Posted on November 17, 2006 by lesjones

I have an idea for a new professional journal for proctologists. I’ll call it “The Annals of Proctology.” See also: – My Million Dollar Museum Idea – My Million Dollar Longhair/Parrothead Mashup Idea – My Million Dollar Beer Name Idea … Continue reading →

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Jay Barnes’ Million Dollar Hair Ice Idea

Posted on October 1, 2006 by lesjones

AKA früzënprödükt. He already has a prototype. Bonus! – Justin Timberlake’s “Sexyback” explained

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My Million Dollar Trucker Song Idea

Posted on September 11, 2006 by lesjones

Step 1. Write a song about a transgendered big rig driver called “Daddy was a Truck-Drivin’ Mama.” Step 2. Retire. See also: – My Million Dollar Museum Idea – My Million Dollar Longhair/Parrothead Mashup Idea – My Million Dollar Beer … Continue reading →

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My Million Dollar Museum Idea

Posted on July 6, 2006 by lesjones

Anyone who work at a museum will tell you that the two most popular features are the gift shop and the restrooms. Why not have a Museum of the World’s Greatest Restrooms and Gift Shops? You may never visit Europe, … Continue reading →

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My Million Dollar Longhair/Parrothead Mashup Idea

Posted on March 23, 2006 by lesjones

So what you do is take T.S. Eliot’s greatest poem and recite it to the music for Jimmy Buffett’s greatest song and then you’ll have “Waste Land Away in Margaritaville.” The kids will go crazy for it. See also: – … Continue reading →

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My Million Dollar Beer Name Idea

Posted on September 15, 2005 by lesjones

So there’s the St. Pauli Girl, who looks like this: I looked at that picture and wondered – don’t we have a famous busty blonde in Tennessee? Yes. Yes, we do. Eureka! The perfect name for an East Tennessee beer … Continue reading →

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They Stoledered My Idear, My Million Dollar Idear

Posted on August 10, 2005 by lesjones

From a Drudge Report Flash (meaning the URL may show different content in the future): A lawsuit to be filed in Federal Court in Los Angeles on Wednesday claims AMERICAN IDOL star Simon Cowell and ABC Television Network conspired to … Continue reading →

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My Million Dollar Restaurant Idea

Posted on December 28, 2004 by lesjones

Everyone likes buffets, right? But as more Americans become weight-conscious, buffets are becoming less popular. So I had this great idea: the all-you-can-eat diet food buffet. You’d have a salad bar, clear soup bar, rice cake bar, grapefruit bar, and … Continue reading →

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My Million Dollar Salad Dressing Idea

Posted on December 20, 2004 by lesjones

I’ve come up with a great new salad dressing. It’s like Thousand Island dressing, only better. In fact, it’s exactly 10% better. I call my new dressing Eleven Hundred Island. I’m on the phone right now purchasing the additional 100 … Continue reading →

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More Million Dollar Ideas

Posted on December 10, 2003 by lesjones

Everyone likes dougnuts, right? And everyone has to go to the bathroom, right? So why not combine the two? Genius! That’s Teddy in the picture. Be sure to check out Just Teddy for all the latest Teddy-related news. Yesterday he … Continue reading →

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