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Saggy Pants Menace Claims Another Life

Monday, December 21st, 2009 | Misc | Permalink | No Comments |

Saggy pants: the sass-mouthed killer.

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GDP grew at 3.5% - the recession is over!

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 | Economics | Permalink | 1 Comment |

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Gettin’ gloomy out there

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009 | Economics | Permalink | No Comments |

And this, from Consumer Reports:

Tune in tomorrow for my timely blog post: Planting Seeds in Mother Earth to Please the Forest Spirits and Make the Hurty Stomach Go Away.

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High school yearbook for major Web sites

Friday, September 4th, 2009 | Tech | Permalink | No Comments |

I think they must have have made a mistake on the Drudge Report, though. That screenshot looks pretty much the way Drudge looks now.

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TN’s brave politicians confront the saggy britches menace head on

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009 | Politics | Permalink | 3 Comments |

Knoxville News-Sentinel - Anti-crack bill: Legislator seeks to outlaw sagging pants:

NASHVILLE - Legislation to outlaw wearing pants that sag below the waistline was approved by a House subcommittee Wednesday despite one lawmaker’s protest that the move is an attempt to “legislate fashion.” Rep. Joe Towns, D-Memphis, said he proposed HB2083 after constituents complained of people - mostly youngsters - wearing their pants too low.

Goodness knows we wouldn’t want teenager’s pants to be slightly too low. I’m glad Tennessee’s legislators have stepped into the breech to protect society from this horrible scourge.

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