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Good News, America!

Posted on January 26, 2012 by Les Jones

Our government maxed out its credit line, so it raised the limit on its credit card, which we get to repay. Update: America Has A $16.4 Trillion Debt Ceiling

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Serious charge against Paris Hilton

Posted on August 28, 2010 by Les Jones

The Ass. Press suggests Paris Hilton might not actually write her own Tweets: Less than an hour later, Hilton’s Twitter account was updated with a posting that said the actress was in bed watching the television show “Family Guy,” and … Continue reading →

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Buy an iPhone 4, Get a Pee-stained Screen and Dropped Calls FREE!!!

Posted on June 25, 2010 by Les Jones

“You think you’re so cool because you buy a five hundred dollar phone with a picture of a piece of fruit on it. Well guess what? They cost eight bucks to make and I pee on every one.” –Steve Mobs … Continue reading →

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Saggy Pants Menace Claims Another Life

Posted on December 21, 2009 by Les Jones

Saggy pants: the sass-mouthed killer. Previously TN’s brave politicians confront the saggy britches menace head on Wear Baggy Pants, Go to Jail

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GDP grew at 3.5% – the recession is over!

Posted on October 29, 2009 by Les Jones

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Gettin’ gloomy out there

Posted on September 22, 2009 by Les Jones

And this, from Consumer Reports: Tune in tomorrow for my timely blog post: Planting Seeds in Mother Earth to Please the Forest Spirits and Make the Hurty Stomach Go Away.

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High school yearbook for major Web sites

Posted on September 4, 2009 by Les Jones

How 20 popular websites looked when they launched. I think they must have have made a mistake on the Drudge Report, though. That screenshot looks pretty much the way Drudge looks now.

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TN’s brave politicians confront the saggy britches menace head on

Posted on March 25, 2009 by Les Jones

Knoxville News-Sentinel – Anti-crack bill: Legislator seeks to outlaw sagging pants: NASHVILLE – Legislation to outlaw wearing pants that sag below the waistline was approved by a House subcommittee Wednesday despite one lawmaker’s protest that the move is an attempt … Continue reading →

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