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Good News, America!

Our government maxed out its credit line, so it raised the limit on its credit card, which we get to repay. Update: America Has A $16.4 Trillion Debt Ceiling

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Serious charge against Paris Hilton

The Ass. Press suggests Paris Hilton might not actually write her own Tweets: Less than an hour later, Hilton’s Twitter account was updated with a posting that said the actress was in bed watching the television show “Family Guy,” and … Continue reading

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Buy an iPhone 4, Get a Pee-stained Screen and Dropped Calls FREE!!!

“You think you’re so cool because you buy a five hundred dollar phone with a picture of a piece of fruit on it. Well guess what? They cost eight bucks to make and I pee on every one.” –Steve Mobs … Continue reading

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Saggy Pants Menace Claims Another Life

Saggy pants: the sass-mouthed killer. Previously TN’s brave politicians confront the saggy britches menace head on Wear Baggy Pants, Go to Jail

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GDP grew at 3.5% – the recession is over!

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Gettin’ gloomy out there

And this, from Consumer Reports: Tune in tomorrow for my timely blog post: Planting Seeds in Mother Earth to Please the Forest Spirits and Make the Hurty Stomach Go Away.

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High school yearbook for major Web sites

How 20 popular websites looked when they launched. I think they must have have made a mistake on the Drudge Report, though. That screenshot looks pretty much the way Drudge looks now.

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TN’s brave politicians confront the saggy britches menace head on

Knoxville News-Sentinel – Anti-crack bill: Legislator seeks to outlaw sagging pants: NASHVILLE – Legislation to outlaw wearing pants that sag below the waistline was approved by a House subcommittee Wednesday despite one lawmaker’s protest that the move is an attempt … Continue reading

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